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Q…What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
A… Coconut!
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Q…What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
A... Bubble-gum!
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Q…You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
A... Tent!
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Q…A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
A... Wedding ring!
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Q…I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me,
you feel good.
A... Nose!
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Q…What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don’t
get it, you have to use your hand?
A… Fork!
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Q…What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love? A...a heart
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Q…I have fuzzy balls
Someone's going to be beaten.
You start off with love, but that doesn't
last...
A…tennis
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Q…I'm long, hard, and powered by
batteries,
I give off a steady stream,
People grope for me in the dark....
A…torch
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Q...Playing with me long enough could make you go blind -you have to stick something in my slot before you get started -playing with my joystick can give you a cramp What am I? A...Video game
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Q...press the right button and I'll come all over your face -I usually get spread over your hairy parts -when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel What am I? A...Shaving Cream
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Q...can be hard or soft and still get it off -finger my plunger and i'll come in your hand -I always come in hotel bathrooms What am I? A... Soap dispensers
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Q..you suck on me with you mouth - i cant stay hard forever -there's sometimes lipstick on my stick when your done What am I? A...icepole.
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Q...the situation was alarming. several large men had to go down on me. At least most of them were wearing rubbers and raincoats before they wrapped their legs around me" -What am I? A...Fire Pole
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Q...start with "C" -I end with "T" -I stand for pussy what am i? A... a cat
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